25 Ways To Annoy The Pizza Guy

1. Ask if you can rent a pizza.

2. Inquire about the number of animals that were harmed in the making of your pizza.

3. Ask if you can have your pizza 'spanked' before delivery. When they ask what this means make something crazy up.

4. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say you do yell 'Alright'.

5.  Call and ask what their phone number is, hang up, call back and ask again. Repeat.

6. Don't use the word 'pizza' when you are ordering. If the employee uses it ask him/her not to say it again.

7. Spell out the toppings you want instead of saying them.

8. Ask for your pizza 'shaken, not stirred'.

9. Laugh every couple of minutes while you are ordering, casually mention the puppy in the microwave.

10. make up a credit card name like AmeriVisaMasterExpress. Ask if they accept it and then get extremely angry when the answer is no.

11. Laugh hysterically every time someone says crazy bread.

12.  When ordering repeat every fourth word twice.

13. Tell the delivery guy you'll be able to pay for your pizza when the movie people call you back.

14. Place your order and the tell the order taker that that is as far as the relationship is going to go.

15. After you finish ordering and are about to hang up say: "Remember we never had this conversation".

16. Ask the pizza delivery guy if he would mind reaching in your pocket and getting his tip.

17. When they repeat your order to make sure it is correct say: "One more time and this time say it like you mean it..."

18. pay for your pizza with all quarters. Tip with all pennies.

19.  Haggle about the price of the pizza.

20. Make up coupons and specials and get angry and argue when told they don't exist.

21. When the delivery girl gets there tell her she was too late and that another pizza place beat her there.

22. Call the pizza place and act like they called you. Keep saying "hello...hello, who is this" until they hang up. Call back and repeat.

23. Order 47 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation that you will now dictate. Ask if they need scrap paper.

24. When the delivery guys knocks open the door and say: "So you're the pervert that's been sneaking around with my daughter".

25. Call and complain about your pizza. later call back and say you were drunk and did't really mean it.